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Posts tagged: mom

  • Me:

    *sweeps*

  • Mom:

    stop it you're doing it wrong now do it again

  • Me:

    *passes a test*

  • Mom:

    you could have done better

  • Me:

    *gets a job*

  • Mom:

    i hope you don't plan to work there for your whole life

  • Me:

    *becomes President*

  • Mom:

    you better be glad the population is stupid 'cause i sure didn't vote for you

  • Mom:

    you need to be a responsible adult already; you need to get a job

  • Mom:

    now stop or you're grounded

  • Mom:

    Look! Fish fry! Look. For frying fish.